No two ______'s are alike. Snowflakes, students, performances, etc. This is a common proverb relayed by all kinds of people describing all kinds of things. Here at No-Look, No-Catch, we would like to add, "dick, rod or johnson" (to quote Maud Lebowski) to the mix. See we have a bit of a problem and we are curious if anyone else is also a victim of penile profiling.
Since, no two members are alike, it sucks that condoms pretty much come in two sizes -- regular and rapper. When you triumphantly reach the condom aisle, thinking to yourself, "Yeah, that's right, I'm buying condoms... yeah, I'm fixin to have some sex... with a girl!!!" You are faced with a number of questions: "Will 'ribbed' really bring 'her pleasure'... or will she think I'm a pervert?", "What the hell is Spermicide?", and in our case, "Am I man enough to rock the Magnum?"
We are extremely proud to report that a regular condom rolls-up like a hatchback to a drive-up window, but we're not too proud to admit that, after a trial box, the Magnum was as loose as our 10th grade art teacher (we warned you Mrs. Mauck).
We're not sure what to do, however we're just happy we aren't these guys... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm
Poor bastards!
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