Consumer Report

It just occurred to us, on this most boring of Sundays, that with this platform, we can pimp our favorite goods, tag them so they're searchable, and then perhaps some marketing lackey will stumble upon the blog during a Google search regarding their company, and hook us up.

For our inaugural consumer report, we're going with our favorite food, Athenos Hummus. It's nothing new, and I'm sure you've all eaten it, or at least seen it, but whatever, It's BOMB!!! We eat the shit all the time, can't get enough of it. Original, Spicy Three Pepper, and our favorite--Roasted Red Pepper--they're all good.

After inspecting the container one day, we learned that it's made by Kraft, and with our iconoclastic fight-the-man attitude, you can imagine that we were heartbroken. We tried a few other brands, mom-and-pop kinds that we found at Whole Foods, but they just don't bring it like Athenos.

So if anyone out there is some how connected to Athenos, or the Kraft family of foods, the address to our corporate headquarters is:

The NLNC--12513 Hunters Chase Drive--Middle Bedroom (the one that smells of whiskey and cigar smoke)--Austin, TX 78729