We are not mechanically inclined, and have never "fixed"anything. Nor have we ever held a firearm or caught a fish. Couple all this with our morbid fear of things creepy and crawly, and we would not fault you for calling us -- well, pussies. To fight this label, and give our self-esteems a boost from time-to-time, we like to do things that we think are manly for no other reason, than that they make us feel like MEN!!! Here is a quick list of our favorite manly pastimes:
Eating an entire pizza- and we're not talking a little Totinos or one of those faggoty frozen kind that are like $10 and made by Wolfgang puck. It has to be at least a medium and you have to feel like shit for at least three hours after consumption. (but don't get us wrong, we love us some Totinos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMLrH_qOE68 )
Changing our own oil- with all the discount oil places around we only really save a few bucks, but it makes us feel as one with our 91 Dodge Stealth. It's also a good chance to give back to the neighborhood a little by going shirtless out in the driveway.
Cheating on a girlfriend
Playing with fire- all sizes
Making fun of those less fortunate - what better way to forget your own deficiencies than by pointing out those of others.
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cheating on a girlfriend, top shelf!
Money saving tip for Yankees fans
rather than waste more money on yet another replica hat, simply strap a large rubber ASSHOLE to your head. It'll be perfectly obvious to everyone who you support.
...a joke for your likely poor future decision
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