We are sentimental. Our favorite movies, books and television shows are all from our childhood, so it should come as no surprise that we are pulling for the Pistons. As Colorado middle-school basketball superstars, we won a contest to attend a Magic Johnson basketball clinic, free-of-charge, in Denver for the best basketball playe...errrr local news stations, of the state. Also in attendance was a high school sophomore named Chuancey Billups.
Back then Chauncey rocked, not one, but two lightning bolts in his hair, and as the best player at George Washington High School, he was the best player in the state. We were in awe!!! And for good reason, he dazzled us, he dazzled Magic, and he dazzled the crowd.
We have loved Ray Allen (one of our all-time favorites) since his UCONN days, and KG has won us over this year, with his heart and fire, but when push comes to shove, we will always push for Chauncey, lightning bolts or not...
Back then Chauncey rocked, not one, but two lightning bolts in his hair, and as the best player at George Washington High School, he was the best player in the state. We were in awe!!! And for good reason, he dazzled us, he dazzled Magic, and he dazzled the crowd.
We have loved Ray Allen (one of our all-time favorites) since his UCONN days, and KG has won us over this year, with his heart and fire, but when push comes to shove, we will always push for Chauncey, lightning bolts or not...
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i could give two shits about anything sports related you write in here.
Abbie, if you weren't our only reader, we'd write a snappy little comeback.
You should do an entry on Porn. Female's like reading about Porn even more then Sports. Trust me, your ratings will go through the roof.
If your really crazy, you could do a top 10 list by the decade. Or maybe have an identify the pornstar contest using only cropped shots of their breasts.
80's -
1) Traci Lords
2) Christy Canyon
3) Nina Hartley
90's -
1) Savannah
2) Holly Body
3) Jill Kelly
00's -
1) Jenna Jameson
2) Kobe Tai
3) Devon
It would be fantastic! Chicks dig porn.
Another thing Female's really like are dildo's. Rubber ones, wooden ones, plastic ones, flavored ones, they love them all. The best are the ones that are mechanical in nature. There's this one called the rabbit, it's like the Rolls Royce of dildo's. It's a combination vibrator with this twirler head thing that sticks out and twirls.
How mortal men, with their semi-flacid penises, are supposed to compete with these mechanical miracles of pleasure is beyond me.
Women love this type of stuff. I mean why do you think Cosmo is so popular or everyone watches Oprah. Trust me, it's not to get the latest fashion tips.
Females really like Wine. This way they can get really messed up and hook up with dudes like us and blame it on the Wine. Even though, you know, and they know, that they really just wanted some ass. The only thing Females like more then Wine is reading about Wine. By reading about Wine they know which are the best for getting them drunk the fastest. Which as we all know, leads to them hooking up with dudes like us even quicker.
Chicks dig Wine.
1- you should really know how to spell my name properly, jackass.
2- they don't make the rabbit anymore. just fyi.
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