At our current temp-job, there are an inordinate (at least it seems to us) number of homosexual men. During our brief tenure at this current bastion of pain and suffering, we have caught two of them having a case of lingering eyes when we pass by, and not the- "Oh that's a nice shirt, I wonder where they got it,"kind of glance. We're talking, the kind of stare that makes us feel guilty (not really) for the countless times we've undressed girls with our eyes. This on the heels of a rather flamboyant gay dude, outright hitting on us, recently when out-and-about downtown.
We are no friend of the homosexual, but we are no foe either. Frankly we don't give a shit, but we do give a shit as what kind of signal we're giving off, and wondering if we should be flattered or alarmed.
Maybe it's that we've been wearing our white flip-flops and capris a lot lately..?
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those capris do make the staff of this show look quite gay!
good luck with all of this...
1 Bottle Lube
1 Package of Magnum Size condoms
1 issue of the latest Playgirl magazine
1 Ginormous size Dildo
Good Times indeed...
Swing on over to the other side and you'll never have to worry about dry spells again. If you need to get your balls off, you just head down to your local Gay Bar. Voila! Instant Poon. Maybe that's why they call homosexuals "gay". Cuz they know they can get ass anytime they want.
I say fuck your way to the top. Girls do it all the time.
Shit that's like a way of life in West Virginia. That and in-breeding!
Yeeeh Haaaaahhh!
Definition:
Paradox: Noun (Pair-Au-Docks; def.- You want to slip your weiner in Carmen Electra's box. In order to do so, you must first slip, said weiner, in gay man's anus. What would you do?
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