We don't watch reality television, but after reading a host of news feeds regarding last night's Survivor winner, we regret not watching this season of CBS's version of, how much of the world lives everyday.
Her name is Parvati Shallow, and she is smoking hot!!! Her bio says she's a waitress living in Los Angeles (cliche). We would at least consider tipping her 20%.
We're guessing a spread in some guy rag, like Maxim or FHM is imminent (there you go Horse). And we await anxiously.
3 comments:
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!
That's strike 1...
love the "how most of world lives" comment, well played...and good word choice with "considering" paying her 20%, always need to leave that door open if she happens to have fat ankles or hairy leg pits when she ends up waiting on your table after her run through the male rags quickly followed by the one-two combo of a DUI-Rehab.
cheers to American media and celebrity idols (including ESPN's Sportcenter and homepage)!
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