RIP Wolfram

Attention ladies, and Pennypacker, longtime friend of the blog, and rare contributor, Wolfram, is off the market, sorry. Our main man, recently proposed to his longtime girlfriend on a sunsetting hike through the Northern California mountains, and she of course said yes. She's a Sooner, they take what they can get.

We applaud both Wolfram and his bride-to-be, and can already tell that their marriage will be a success. The fact that she has come to accept his enormous head, and that he can look past the fact that she has never learned to read, is a true testament to the depth of their dedication, and demonstrates that true love disregards petty flaws.

Please don't have her lick the envelopes.