To Catch a Predator...in your office

When we're working, our minds are rarely actually on the task at hand. Instead we're usually thinking about who would win an office Royal Rumble, which decent female would moan the loudest, do the Cubs really have a chance at The Series, or what kind of sauce should we go with for our nuggets. Today we made up a new game -- who in the office is most likely to get busted on that show, "To Catch a Predator?" We created a checklist in our heads and spent the entire afternoon talking to ourselves in a British nature show host's accent, breaking down the competition.


After an exhaustive search, we settled on this guy. He works waaaaay down the hall from us, and we didn't even know his name was SDoug until today. He definitely has the classic look, doesn't he? We asked around and apparently, along with looking like a child molester, he steals pens from the supply closet, and regularly talks about a scheme to move the decimal place over one column to fuck with accounting and collect the change into his offshore bank account.

Get this, we doug (rim shot) deeper and found his band's MySpace page. Oh, man!!! We love The Series of Tubes so much.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=408165940

Please click on this link and listen to the song...it's too good...our ribs hurt...