Monday, June 16, 2008

Dear Juan Letters

We've been known to get out and see the world. We like to see new places and meet new people. In-fact combining two trips we've spent almost five of the past 13 months in various parts of Latin America. The five countries we've visited have been wonderful -- spectacular scenery around every corner and hospitable people, greeting you with a smile (and ready to swindle you or steal from you) at each stop. The young women of Latin America are particularly friendly and We made a point to get to know a few of them very well. The cultural exchange between Us and these young ladies was really a great experience, but we're starting to regret giving them our email addresses, because these girls are really kind of annoying.

See despite all the time we've spent down there, we never really picked up the language, so their emails are kind of falling on deaf ears. We think We know what "Aye Papi" means, but that's about it. We really wish they could take a hint and just stop flooding our mailboxes. "Usted me dio un nino gringo" this, "Mi bebe es cafe con leche" that. It kind of sounds like they "miss us" if you catch our drift. Well get in line senoritas.

And this one bird from Argentina is the worst. Always writing, "Tengo su hijo bastardo." Call us bastards?!?! The bitch doesn't even know how to spell "Tango," and she's from Buenos Aires, where the dance was invented.

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