Sunday, June 22, 2008

The Quickest Way to Our Hearts

Like everyone, We love a good compliment. The ones directed to Us usually refer to Our unparalleled parallel parking skills or the quickness of our ejaculations. Actually We think those later ones are usually given sarcastically, but hey, We take what We can get. Well last night We twice got a compliment We've never recieved and each time We blushed.

Last night We ventured down to the city center in search of a dance club. We wanted to move to some music and rub up against some women. We found just the right place on famed 6th street at the club Barcelona. We were dressed to kill outfitted in our best vest and sporting our famous white BluBlockers (We will never be able to thank Wolfram enough for them). Now some of you have seen our moves and know that, while unorthodox, we rarely have trouble getting positive feedback from girls, and last night the feedback from two young vixens sent our hearts through the roof. Their comments followed the standard pattern we always get: "I like your sunglasses...ya'll are great dancers...ya'll are cute..." they then usually ask if We're gay, and yeah We did get one of those last night, but twice We were asked, "Are you guys on Ecstasy?"

We're not really sure why they asked it, maybe it was that We kept asking the DJ to play Techno, or maybe because We were licking the sides of their faces, We don't know, but it was awesome!!!

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