Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Bored at Work?

We've been in your position...many, many times.

But fear not, we think we've found a cure.

The secret to (gasp!) enjoying your job, is to fall head-over-heels for your company's new 21-year-old secretary who's on summer vacation from TCU.

You probably won't get any work done, but when have you ever, and the HR lady will probably start preparing the sexual harassment forms after noticing that you've started taking a new route to the water cooler, and you've taken this new route 87 times today, but whatever.

We're thinking overtime.

5 comments:

Dormeo said...

was she the hottest girl in the room??

The most beautiful girl in the room.
flight of the concords

it just screamed vanilla kite

Anonymous said...

you don't have a chance.

KITE said...

Nate T - she could be a part-time model.


We'd put our chances right now at 20% but after a day of witty Internet banter, we should be able to push that up to 1 in 3.

Anonymous said...

Pics, or it didn't happen

KITE said...

On Friday...Dressed in a starched white dress shirt and high jeans. We told her to give George Strait his clothes back, and she didn't take our little jab well.

However, in all honesty we were already struggling.