Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Wedding Rings, wear 'em if you got 'em

We fell in love today. Once again it only took about 15 minutes, but we fell, and fell hard.

We have started a new job, and the young lady we'll be working alongside for the next few months is enchanting. She is 24, brunette, great teeth, tan skin, clever, tremendous rack, sharp fashion sense, tremendous rack, damn!!!

We spent most of the day with our mouths open, nodding and saying, "Uh, huh..." Come to think of it, we can't really remember getting anything done. The day went by so fast. It was pretty much the greatest day in work history.

Of Course, at the end o the day we asked her if she would like to go grab a drink, and she responded with, "Oh, sorry...I'm married -- (I pointed to her ring finger) I just don't wear my ring."

Why the hell wouldn't you wear your ring?

5 comments:

Dormeo said...

that happens to me all the time.

you said...

i also hear that those who take their ring off frequently or fidget with their rings more frequently have higher rates of infidelity... so maybe those are the ones you should target

Anonymous said...

because she likes getting hit on.

Anonymous said...

fucking cunt!

Anonymous said...

Asking her on...a date...on a weekday? No wonder you are living at home. It's pretty standard, amp attraction and then figure out the logistics and then get the job done. A date? Please.

Then again, kudos on at least doing SOMETHING and not letting life pass you by.