A (somewhat) Hearty Welcome

Our main man Wolfram, while bringing undoubted quality, has fallen down on the quantity, so we're bringing in another guest author. We're not exactly sure what he'll call himself and given his hatred of schedules, deadlines, clocks, etc., we have no idea when to expect his inaugural posting, but be on the lookout. We're not certain how long we'll keep his lazy ass on, but we'll see what he can do.

While a bit pedantic, with his law school verbiage and NY Times crossword enthusiasm, his knowledge of Saved by the Bell is unmatched, and his head of Stamos lettuce is the sweetest hair of anyone in our cell phones.