Cum Shot?

If you read the last post you'll know that we just filled-out our blogger profile. Under our favorite movies we listed North Poles 4-10. To be perfectly honest, as renowned as they are, we've never watched a single North Pole. We actually like to keep our pornography viewing strictly to Logjammin'. We've just always found it funny that the series is named North Pole, that the hero of each installment is named Peter North, and that there are so many of them.

For fun, we decided to do a little research and as we dug, we uncovered a few gems we feel compelled to share.

From Mr. North's Wikipedia page, which is chalk full of good stuff, we were especially drawn to this nugget of information:

North is most noted for his ability to produce very large amounts of semen and for his powerful cum shots; he has averaged 8-10 ejaculations per climax since the start of his career in the porn industry three decades ago.

There's a lot going on in that sentence. First off, good for him, well done sir. But more importantly, who is in charge of keeping the porn stats, and how do they do it? Does Peter keep track of his ejac averages and we're just all supposed to take his word for it? This is not the look of a guy who can be trusted with the honor system. Or is there a statistician who some how measures and takes count? We must know this!!!

Also, as Odysseus had his Sirens, we have our "Cum Shots." When we read those two words, and saw that they were blue and underlined, we were drawn in like a moth to a flame, and had to click.

Too much!!! How good is that picture?!?!?! We haven't seen an artist's representation that good since this. The poor young lady is so sad, and rightfully so. She is obviously not only distraught about not listening to mom and dad's advice about Tyrone, but also is regretting her bad haircut.

Side note: When looking for a good picture of Peter North we found this, and at first thought it was him with Wade Boggs. It's a good thing it wasn't -- we would not have been able to handle such a thing, and would've spontaneously combusted right here at our computer.