Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Tales From the Crypt

We haven't paid any attention to the NFL in about five years and seeing this picture of Al Davis today scared the hell out of us. He's always been freaky looking, but damn!!!

Is there another owner in professional sports who personifies everything about their franchise? The Oakland Raiders play in the worst stadium in the league, they play in easily the most dangerous neighborhood of any team, their players are usually old as the hills, those players seem to always lead the league in penalties (especially of the unsportsmanlike nature), their mascot and logo is a pirate, we're pretty sure they're the only team who's kicker has a criminal record, and don't even get us started on their fans.

However come to think of it, Jerry Jones is a face-lifted pretentious fuck, and those sentiments pretty much sum up everything about the Cowboys.

1 comment:

Mark said...

Just switch out "black people" for "Raider fans" and "Stevie Wonder" for "Al Davis". That about sums up my feelings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0_vTUnokNU

Yes, Al Davis is actually a musical genius.

Although I don't really like Al Davis. Nonetheless, you can sub out "teammate" for "owner" and "quarterback" for "managing general partner"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMRlpeeOH6M

Cesar...push through this. If you become a Charger fan...we are through.