Oh Mudflap Girl.
You temptress of the American highway.
We love thee for thy disproportionate bombs and tiny waist,
We loathe thee for that family road trip to Disney World when we were 15.
What color are thine eyes?
What color are thine lips...No you slut, not those lips!
(We probably should have married that marginally hot, granola girl who liked all the same bands as us...)
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