Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Problem Solved

If you're like us, and angrily lay awake at night asking yourself, "Why the hell hasn't a band come out yet, who mixes old school video game sounds with lyrics (kind of) and pulsating techno bass lines!!!" Well you can rest easy now.

In a chiba-induced Internet hunt for new music, we searched high-and-low through myspace and iTunes for something to cure our 12-bit music need -- the one that longed to be reminded simultaneously of both Tecmo Bowl and getting our laps danced upon by a Texas A&M psychology student named Cinnamon.

We've found just the band for our ales with Toronto's Crystal Castle. Now if you'd like to see (and hear) the actual video of this song, it's here. If you'd like to watch this curious young man cut a mad rug in what looks to be a dorm room:



We can't hate too much, what with all the robot-envy we're experiencing right now, but C'MON SONNN!!! The Reverse Flying Dove (at 1:35)??? That's the most ridiculous thing we've ever seen a human do. Liberace thinks you're a flaming queer.

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