Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Enigma

In honor of his recent engagement, and since we have nothing to do right now, we have decided to do a Wolframesque post -- something related to both male genitalia and bathrooms!!!

An enigma is something that baffles understanding and remains a mystery. The following question is one that has always left us scratching our heads...well, after we wash our hands of course.

Why are there always stray hairs in men's urinals? Has anyone else ever noticed this?

Who is ripping their junk out of their drawers with such speed and force that it tears out some curlies in the process? Why is this necessary? We can think of no reason.

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