The day Freshman move out of the house and into their dorm is often a reason for parents to cry and for students and colleges (especially ones that charge 47 grand a year) to cheer.
But cry not mom and dad, for I have found the purpose for all your spending. Education? No. Friends? Wrong again. BLONDES? Hell Yes!
You can start calling me the new OM because I'm on the eight year plan.
3 comments:
Anonymous
said...
uh oh...
i take that the new PU frosh-crop isn't letting you down...just remember after question #1 (what's your number...or maybe its whats your myspace/facebook), question #2 is "do you have an older sister?"
you could always help the hot ones move in, or pull a ridge and introduce yourself as a member of the freshman welcome committee and see how they are liking it so far
3 comments:
uh oh...
i take that the new PU frosh-crop isn't letting you down...just remember after question #1 (what's your number...or maybe its whats your myspace/facebook), question #2 is "do you have an older sister?"
it took a second, but i just got the OM plan, its just college the CPT-way
ha, a CPT comment reference... very nice...
you could always help the hot ones move in, or pull a ridge and introduce yourself as a member of the freshman welcome committee and see how they are liking it so far
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