Wednesday, August 27, 2008

StErica is Back in the News


Apparently all the ganj is making StErica testy, because she's been killing us this week. Today she actually got upset with us for watching TV shows from our laptop instead of building some spreadsheet. Does she know who we are?!?! Maybe we should have had her speak with DRC to keep expectations down. But anyway, she got upset, we popped-off (that was a first), and she (kind of between the lines) told us to straighten-up or else. As much as we need this job for the next five weeks (before we take-off on our first NLNC field trip), if we were to get iced, this could potentially be a legendary exit. We've had some good ones, but we've never had an ace-in-the-hole like we do now, and by ace-in-the-whole, of course we mean -- our manager has never bought narcotics from us from their desk before. Just a hunch but there's probably something in the Employee Handbook about that...We might not wear pants for the rest of the week.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ace-in-the-HOLE

KITE said...

Thanks

Anonymous said...

Employee drug testing is a beautiful thing. Doesn't weed stay in your system for 3 months?

Dormeo said...

1 week if it was a one time event. up to two if you're a regular. just pray to god they dont start plucking pubes.