Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Just Call Us Pablo

We like to think of this as a measure ensuring job security, and not that our morals have degraded to an all-time low...we just made our first drug deal. Well is it really a drug deal if you don't turn a profit? We're not really sure, but we did just exchange an undisclosed amount of an undisclosed substance to our boss Star(e)ica, in her office, for an undisclosed amount of money. We wonder if it was in the least bit conspicuous, that the temp sporting the two-week stubble and braided llama backpack (that smells of cannabis) was in there with the door shut. Hopefully this will keep us employed without having to jump her...shiver.

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