Tuesday, August 12, 2008

The Monday Ogle - Blast From the Past

We took a long lunch today to watch some Olympics. In between a rousing archery duel between S Korea and Italy, where the S Koreans sealed it on the final arrow following a Greasie choke job, and some bomb weightlifting, we were reunited with an ogle of the past. It was like seeing the hottest senior girl from when you were a freshman in highs school. You know, the one with the long dirty-blond hair and long tanned legs named Meg Burton. Meg, seriously if you're reading, we don't have braces anymore and the acne has kind of cleared up, please call. Oh yeah, back to our thing here -- the broadcaster back in the studio between sports, was none other than Melissa Stark. Yes, that Melissa Stark from Monday Night Football of yore, and Scholastic Sports America (If anyone remembers that show you get in the NLNC Hall-of-Fame on your first ballot). Nowadays everyone goes nuts over Erin Andrews, and while she'd hot, she's no Stark. We don't know where you've been all these years, Melissa, but what's important is that you're back.

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